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Cascades: The RPG
Dragon Warrior-style turn-based RPG set in the world of the Reckoning. Name your hero. VOTE / INVOKE / SPEND / RETREAT. Battle NIMBYs and federal bureaucrats. Consult the goats. Find Doug Fir.
Features:
⚔️ Turn-based combat
🗺️ World map travel
📊 6 character stats + leveling
🎭 Faction reputation system
🐐 Talk to Ted Wheeler's goats
🐾 Encounter P-47 the Mountain Lion
👻 Boss fight: The Ghost of Reagan
💧 The Spigot — 3 endings
Play the RPG
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Cascades
A Pacific Coast Reckoning. Bridges, the Woodburn Mega-Airport, Seattle's decline, the LA Renaissance, the secret aqueduct, Emperor Newsom, and Doug Fir — who is everywhere and has a Dutch Brothers.
Features:
🌉 Willamette & Columbia bridge suitability
✈️ Woodburn Mega-Airport scenario
📉 Seattle Decline Tracker
☕ Dutch Brothers Quality Arc (12→100)
🛣️ SR-47 & South Pasadena Tunnel
🏖️ The Landings + P-47 Mountain Lion
👑 Emperor Newsom & Cascalifornia
🌿 Ted Cruz discovers marijuana
🎭 The full Dante's Thread
Enter the Reckoning
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Portland Simulator
Real-time metrics tracking Portland's coffee density, rain saturation, bike aggression, flannel temperatures, and weirdness levels.
Features:
🌧️ Rain Saturation Meter (always 94%)
☕ Coffee Shop Density Map
🍔 Food Cart Tracker & Generator
🚴 Fixed-Gear Bike Index
👔 Flannel Temperature Calculator
📰 Weird Portland News Generator
📚 Powell's Books Page Counter
🎵 Indie Band Name Generator
😈 Keep Portland Weird™ Score
Open Simulator
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Harbor Drive
An epic narrative game where you decide Portland's fate: tear down Harbor Drive for a waterfront park, or destroy the city with lazy rivers and budget collapse?
Features:
🌊 Lazy River Options (dangerous)
🛣️ Mount Hood Freeway Choice
🚴 Random Bike Lane Crises
💰 Budget Collapse Ending
🎭 Dante's Underground Mafia
📚 Powell's Books Faction
🍩 Voodoo Donuts Syndicate
🍳 Screen Door Chaos
⚡ 12+ Unique Endings
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